Ships from the US
Every product leaves a US warehouse within 1–2 business days. No overseas wait, no mystery tracking.
Designer parody for pampered pups
Designer taste. Dog-proof tough.
Chewy Vuiton. Miss Dogior. Starbarks. The most tongue-in-cheek dog gear on the internet — built from non-toxic materials by US-based designer pet brands. Squeaky, washable, and pretty much unwreckable.
In stock · Ships within 1–2 business days
US shipping
2–5 business days
Free over $59
Flat $4.99 under
Non-toxic materials
Safe for all breeds
30-day returns
Hassle-free
The Catalog
Shop allCurated for the bougie pup.
A short, hand-picked catalog from US-based designer pet brands like Haute Diggity Dog, SodaPup, and Aria the Fox. Bundles below save more than buying the pieces one at a time.
Shop by category
Pick your vibe.
Ordering, shipping, and returns in plain English.
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Pick your pup's gear
A short, hand-picked catalog. Bundles hit every toy style; single items cover the essentials.
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Secure Stripe checkout
Pay with Apple Pay, Google Pay, or any major card. We never store your payment details.
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Ships within 1–2 days
Your order leaves a US warehouse fast. Expect delivery in 3–7 business days from order, with tracking.
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30-day returns
Not right? Email ari@opsbox.studio. We'll send a return label within 1 business day.
The story
A short, hand-picked catalog. All from US-based designer pet brands.
SwankPup is a small, independent catalog. We don't stock ten thousand things — we curate a short list of parody designer toys and premium accessories from US-based brands like Haute Diggity Dog, SodaPup, and Aria the Fox.
Every product ships from a US warehouse. No 30-day waits from overseas. If your dog destroys it (plush toys can only take so much), we hear you — we built returns to be hassle-free.
Built on plain promises.
Non-toxic, safe materials
Food-grade rubber mats. Non-toxic plush. Machine washable. Built to pass a dog's chew test, not just a photo shoot.
30-day returns
If it's not right, we send a return label within 24 hours. Damaged items get a free replacement — no return required.
Curated, not cluttered
A short catalog from US-based designer pet brands like Haute Diggity Dog, SodaPup, and Aria the Fox. No 10,000-SKU chaos.
Questions, answered.
Short, honest answers. Need something not here? Email us.
Orders ship from US warehouses in 1–2 business days and arrive in 2–5 business days. Total is typically 3–7 business days from order.
Free on orders over $59. Under $59 it's flat $4.99 standard shipping.
30 days, no questions asked. Email ari@opsbox.studio with your order number and we'll send a return label within 1 business day. Damaged items get a free replacement — no return needed.
Plush squeakers have reinforced stitching and non-toxic materials, but no plush toy is indestructible. For serious chewers, the leash line is the right move.
US only right now. Join the email list to hear when we open Canada.